Poofy Cheeks

Cut Files for Silhouette Cameo and Cricut Machines

  • Silhouette & Cricut
    • Cut File Library
    • Project Ideas
    • Membership Site
    • Cheapest Supplies
  • Recipes
  • Crafts
    • Crafts
    • Parties
    • Printables
  • Home DIY
    • All Home DIY
    • Our Home
  • Contact Me
  • Shops
    • Cut File Membership
    • Cut File + Mockup Shop
    • Vanadey Bride
    • TShirt Shop
  • Blog
You are here: Home / Uncategorized / How Moms Watch Scandal

How Moms Watch Scandal

02/20/16 | Uncategorized

**This post contains affiliate links to products I use and recommend. I may recieve a small commission, at no cost to you, if you make a purchase through a link.**
Here I sit trying to watch a DVR episode of Scandal. I’m two minutes in and I have already pressed the pause button. I could place a bet that I’ll press it at least 10 more times before this episode is finished and that doesn’t count the fact that I fast forward the commercials. Between my three year old screaming because her brothers locked her out of their room and my six and eight year old boys arguing about how much each one is going to clean in their room I can’t hear a word. All I want is to get lost in the life of Olivia Pope for two seconds. Her clothes, her apartment and her white hat life. Then I look down to my one year old breastfeeding and am reminded that I am already home from my errands and back in my #momlife shirt and sweats by 4pm on a Friday afternoon. I am certainly nothing close to an Olivia Pope but I did manage to go to the bathroom in a Target bathroom stall while holding a 25 pound sack of potatoes that goes by the name of Emmett and occupying a three year old from opening the door today. Have you tried holding a baby in a 2×2 foot area while also pulling your jeans back up with one hand lately? I’d say it was the ultimate gladiator move.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/217634125/woment-momlife-tshirt-tee-for-moms?ref=shop_home_active_1

I made it a record ten more minute before pressing pause for the second time. Although if I had to guess it was paused for at least 7 minutes while Delilah, my terrible two who is now a three year old, had a breakdown because I told her she couldn’t watch YouTube. YouTube people! She uses the voice search option to find Taylor Swift and Katy Perry songs or playdoh reviews. There is something so wrong with this world. She has been in rear form all day and I’m not sure I can handle another twenty-two minutes until my husband gets home from work. I try to keep my patiene with her but some days I can’t win for loosing. Someone give me an Amen!

I saw on social media that yesterday was National Wine Day so maybe I should celebrate today. Sounds like a winning plan. It’s almost 5 and it is a Friday so it would be totally acceptable, right?

While I am waiting for Delilah to stop sobbing over nothing I have to ask if my kids are the only ones who take 3 hours to clean up a small pile of toys. I helped my boys clean the bulk of their room and left them with a pile of literally 2 dozen random toys and a couple of clean socks. They have both come to tattle because the other isn’t cleaning, yet the mess is still the same as when I left them. I often walk in to find them playing which I am okay with but the rule is that they don’t get to come out until the room is finished. That is when they get creative. They mysteriously start having overactive bladders, practice their best efforts of tip-toeing to the kitchen then sneaking snacks back to their room and the best one is when they remember they have something in their book bag that can’t wait on a freaking Friday afternoon. Any other time I will realize I forgot to check their back packs late Sunday night before school on Monday.

Jake just walked in… I mean my husband just walked in. That ought to keep the kids occupied for at least the next 15 minutes while they bombard him with hugs, kisses and exchange a million and one questions about each others day. I’m sure this afternoon’s conversation will also include telling on one another for not cleaning.

Someone tell me this is how they watch Scandal too!

Enjoy,


Follow Poofy Cheeks on InstagramFollow Poofy Cheeks on TwitterFollow Poofy Cheeks on PinterestFollow Poofy Cheeks on Facebook

I party HERE

Check out the Poofy Cheeks Blog Pinterest Board for other craft and recipe ideas!
Follow Poofy Cheeks’s board Poofy Cheeks Blog on Pinterest.

Yum

Comments | Be the first!

About Kelsey

Kelsey is a wife and mom of four living in Central Florida. She shares recipes, crafts, DIY tutorials and so much more. Her passion is creating with her Silhouette and Cricut machines and sharing free cut files.

« Organize Business Documents in Style – Book Plate Labeled Binder
5 Best Party Games for Adults »

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

New on the Blog

  • Why Fit In Stand Out Cut File – Dr. Seuss SVG, DXF and PNG
  • Dr. Seuss Cut File – SVG for Cricut, DXF for Silhouette Cameo, PNG Clipart
  • 20 Free St. Patrick’s Day Cut Files -Pot of Gold Cut File – SVG, DXF, PNG

Our ETSY Shops

Privacy Policy

Recent Posts

Why Fit In Stand Out Cut File

Why Fit In Stand Out Cut File – Dr. Seuss SVG, DXF and PNG

02/26/2021 By Kelsey 7 Comments

Dr. Suess cut file - I will read here or there.

Dr. Seuss Cut File – SVG for Cricut, DXF for Silhouette Cameo, PNG Clipart

02/26/2021 By Kelsey 2 Comments

Lucky Pot of Gold Cut File - SVG, DXF, PNG

20 Free St. Patrick’s Day Cut Files -Pot of Gold Cut File – SVG, DXF, PNG

02/19/2021 By Kelsey 9 Comments

Connect With Me

Categories

Archives

Copyright © 2021 · Tasteful theme by Restored 316